Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder
Developers of "worst game ever" annoyed to receive 10/10 from pspminis.com.
Lublin, Poland – 29th September 2010 – Game developer and publisher iFun4all took another insult in the face when most renowned portal about PSP minis games – pspminis.com – granted first in history perfect score of 10 out of 10 for their self proclaimed “worst game ever” Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder.
“This is dirty, capitalistic attempt to blindfold masses of gamers in attempt to rule over the world!!” comments in rage Laszlo Kovács, Hungarian producer of the game. “I wanted to make official protest to Hungarian government, but prime minister was unavailable because he was attending his goats” he adds.
“Personally, I believe that our government is a part of the conspiracy behind this scam” comments Fülöp Mészáros, best Hungarian designer (since he commissioned local mafia to kill the second designer in Hungary). “Just put together all the facts and you will see the picture: he has more goats than normal Hungarian man needs, he attends them too often than teenage virgin boy and he hasn’t been beaten by local mafia since he bought his post in government” Fülöp points. “The result is obvious – he has pact with devil, like guys at pspminis.com!” Laszlo summarizes.
To find the truth Laszlo and his crew send a spy to prime minister Cabinet – their music composer Boris Czernienko . “He is supposed to serve as our eyes and ears there” says Laszlo. “Well, in my opinion it was bad move, since Boris is both deaf and blind” complains Fülöp. “It was the only choice” explains Laszlo. “No other of our crew was able to stay disguise as a goat for so long” he ends.
Surprisingly even to the iFun4all crew, Boris provided valuable information, although he is mute know. ”He lost his tongue in one gathering with the Hungarian prime minister” says Fülöp. “We suspect that he also learned for what prime minister needs so many goats, but he won’t tell us” Laszlo complains.
“It turned out that most of the people that WANTS to test game are in the conspiracy, and therefore we shall not trust them, but try to find the people who DON’T WANT to play our game, because they are only normal people” explains Laszlo.
iFun4all took actions to correct the situation decided to organize competition right under beast’s nose – on pspminis.com! “We are seeking for the person who LEAST deserves to get voucher code from us” says Jasper Nikki from pspminis.com team.
Submissions for the contest can be entered here:
http://www.pspminis.com/4101/game-codes-give-away-%E2%80%93-10-paper-wars-cannon-fodder-europe/
“The ten least deserving persons will receive redemption codes so they can learn for themselves how bad the game TRULY is” comments Laszlo.
Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder is available on PSP Store in Europe at €4.99.
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OTHER MATERIALS
Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder infamous perfect score review:
http://www.pspminis.com/3901/paper-wars-cannon-fodder-review-worst-game-everz/
Paper Wars Cannon Fodder trailer:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/cyber-wars-paper-wars/703848
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About iFun4All
Founded in 2009 and headquartered in Lublin, Poland, iFun4All is a VC-backed games developer and publisher committed to bring high-quality digitally distributed games.
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Contact:
Laszlo Kovács
laszlo@ifun4all.com